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Drabble: I Win

Because you know they’d have had this conversation sooner or later, if they’d both been around long enough...

I Win
Xander&Spike

“Best I'd ever had.”

Xander neither knows nor cares what beer might do to healing eye sockets, nor what happened the night before the night before the end of the world to break Spike’s soulful new alcohol taboo.

“I told her, too. Shouldn’t’ve, but I did.”

However, he’s beyond bored with the semi-drunken conquest epic.

“I said, ‘Only thing better than killing a Slayer is--’”

“I did it first,” Xander says.

A wobbly pause. “You did what?”

“Faith.” A manly giggle squeaks out. “I slept with Faith. I had a Slayer before you did.”

Squinting, unfocused blue. “Did not.”

Comments

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rahirah
May. 30th, 2009 02:23 am (UTC)
Bwah!
snickfic
May. 30th, 2009 06:04 pm (UTC)
Hee. :)
moscow_watcher
May. 30th, 2009 06:47 am (UTC)
Oh, boys and their stupid rivalries...
Wonderful drabble.
snickfic
May. 30th, 2009 06:04 pm (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed. :)
riccadonna
May. 30th, 2009 07:18 am (UTC)
Big, BIG smile!
snickfic
May. 30th, 2009 06:04 pm (UTC)
Hee. :)
rebcake
May. 30th, 2009 07:24 am (UTC)
You really, really shouldn't have. I mean, Spike shouldn't have. Xander probably shouldn't have, either, but if we always did what we should, no good would come of it.
snickfic
May. 30th, 2009 06:05 pm (UTC)
I know I shouldn't. In fact, I think they knew they shouldn't, either, which is why I had to get them a little tipsy first. But once the idea came to me, I had to fic it...
seapealsh
May. 31st, 2009 02:53 am (UTC)
Sounds like them - kinda with the playground retorts. How cute!
snickfic
Jun. 2nd, 2009 12:03 am (UTC)
Hee. I think they bring out the immaturity in each other...
lusciousxander
Sep. 16th, 2009 02:02 am (UTC)
Hee!!! So funny! There should have been a scene with wasted Xander and Spike -ending with some luscious snogging. Sigh.

Let me just say that this is the first Spander fic/drabble where Xander wins. It's always Spike who wins, so this drabble is just unique.
snickfic
Sep. 16th, 2009 02:11 am (UTC)
It's always Spike who wins, so this drabble is just unique.

Hee. It was just so obvious, once the idea occurred to me, that they'd have this conversation at some point. And considering how long Spike's been fixating on Slayers, it really is pretty funny that goofy 17-year-old supposed-loser Xander had sex with one first.

Glad you enjoyed. :)
jen_nsync_landl
Oct. 31st, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
Male bonding over booze and talk of conquests. Oh, boys.
snickfic
Oct. 31st, 2009 11:09 pm (UTC)
Hee. Yes. Mostly men by this point in the series, but sometimes they're still just boys.
brunettepet
Jan. 13th, 2010 03:54 pm (UTC)
I love this night before the night before the end of the world one-upmanship. This conversation could totally have happened! I'm sure Xander's next line will be an adolescent "Did, too!"
snickfic
Jan. 13th, 2010 10:46 pm (UTC)
Hee. Yes. I'd say they've both regressed in maturity a bit here. *g*
penny_lane_42
Jan. 13th, 2010 04:00 pm (UTC)
How did I miss this? It's too, too funny!
snickfic
Jan. 13th, 2010 10:46 pm (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed! Maybe it was before we were friends?
dipenates
Jan. 13th, 2010 08:55 pm (UTC)
Ah, boys. This is fab.
snickfic
Jan. 13th, 2010 10:47 pm (UTC)
Hee. Glad you enjoyed. :)
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