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The BtVS/Ats Crackficathon!

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It seems to me we're due for some silliness in these our beloved BtVS/Ats fandoms. Crackfic to the rescue! Fanlore defines crack as "fiction with a fundamentally ludicrous premise, or otherwise including a plethora of unbelievable, incredible, or just plain silly elements - that is, implying the author/artist must have been on drugs to produce something so insane."

So what cracky thing have you been pining for? Wingfic? Genderswap? Or maybe it's time someone wrote the fic where it really is bunnies! Whatever your crack of choice, here's the chance to read and write glorious crack for the gloriously cracky shows we love.


THINGS TO KNOW:
* Prompt fills can be one sentence, three sentences, a drabble, a ficlet, or any other length you feel moved to write.

* If your fill is too long for one comment, you're welcome to post it to your own journal and just post a link here.

* Crack often tends towards the fluffy, light-hearted side of things, but it totally doesn't have to. You want to angst that bodyswap prompt 'til it can't angst no more? Be our guest! Giggles and grief are both welcome here.

* I've turned comment notifications off on this entry, so if you have questions, feel free to reply to the question thread below.

* ETA: I've been calling this the crackficathon because I personally am ficcishly as opposed to graphically inclined, but some of these prompts are just begging for art. So if you're feeling the urge to fill a prompt with art instead of fic? I'm pretty sure NO ONE WILL MIND.


PROMPTING:
* Prompt format: [characters] - [type of crack requested] - [OPTIONAL - additional prompt (word, phrase, song lyric, etc)]

* In the title line of your fic reply, indicate [title, characters, type of crack, rating]


MASTERLIST
The masterlist of completed works is here.


SO WHAT COUNTS AS 'CRACK' ANYWAY?
Below the cut is a quick-and-dirty list (partially culled from the list of fic cliches over at the DW fanbingo comm) to help get you thinking in the right direction. Really, though, if you think something is cracky? We probably ain't going to disagree with you. Go wild!

A LIST TO GET YOU STARTEDCollapse )

BANNERS AND PROMOTIONCollapse )

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pocochina
Aug. 3rd, 2011 10:27 pm (UTC)
Andrew* and Illyria bodyswap

*or whoever! blueteainfusion beat me to it!

Edited at 2011-08-03 10:33 pm (UTC)
blueteainfusion
Aug. 3rd, 2011 10:37 pm (UTC)
But this is absolutely perfect! ♥
pocochina
Aug. 3rd, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)
Lilah Morgan, Darla, and/or Harmony are around to be under Jasmine's spell
gabrielleabelle
Aug. 3rd, 2011 10:31 pm (UTC)
In an attempt to get some money in S6, Buffy signs a contract with a TV network to turn her life into a reality show.
anviloverheaven
Aug. 4th, 2011 02:29 am (UTC)
Creative Control
Sometime during/after Older & Further Away

“Live feed subscriptions are going wild, Buffy. We haven’t had ratings like this since the singing and dancing spectacular.” Mike, the guy from the network was a douchebag, one she could barely hear through the only tiny chink of open window in the entire magically sealed house. “So anyway, we cut a deal with Halfrek. We’re giving her a spin-off show of her own and she’s going to let us do weekly food drops and…”

“Wait. You’re just going to leave us stuck here? Are you crazy? In case you didn’t catch the show, Richard’s really badly injured.”

“Chill Buffy! He signed all the waivers, and he’s proving really unpopular in the polls anyway. We’re fairly certain he’ll be voted out before he dies.”

“Voted what now?”

Out. There’s been a slight change of format. Each week we’re going to let the fans decide who leaves the house. Almost like Big Brother, but if you could avoid actually saying that on camera we’d be really pleased. Big legal grey area you know.”

“And this is what I get for signing over creative control of my life.”

“Aww… cheer up Buffy. The lines are going crazy. You’re going to be a very rich young woman when this is all done.”
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anviloverheaven
Aug. 3rd, 2011 10:36 pm (UTC)
Band Candy Giles making a reappearance at some point in post S3 BtVS.
rebcake
Aug. 3rd, 2011 10:36 pm (UTC)
Nikki fights Spike to a standstill — and a deal is struck.
snickfic
Aug. 4th, 2011 12:25 am (UTC)
Ohhhh. I like this one very much.
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pocochina
Aug. 3rd, 2011 10:37 pm (UTC)
Angel comes back from hell as puppet Angel.
anviloverheaven
Aug. 4th, 2011 10:00 am (UTC)
It’s surprising how well the Scoobies seem to take the news that Angel’s back. Probably because, and to quote Willow, “Aww…puppet!”

At first, Giles doesn’t take the news well, until he accidentally discovers just how well Angel’s felt buffs up his Citroen. Angel doesn’t complain, not even once, because he sees it as a part of his atonement. All he asks, when the weekly wash and wax are done, is that Giles never again puts him through the spin cycle.

When Spike comes to town Angel’s new form really pays off. The Council of Watchers later confirms that it’s the first recorded instance of a vampire spontaneously self-combusting from laughter.

Angel starts patrolling and the combusty vamps and demons become less of a novelty, and more of a fire hazard. They’re going to rename town hall The Richard Wilkins Memorial Centre once it’s rebuilt.

Everyone's worst nightmare comes to life the first night Angel volunteers for Oz duty. Angel’s finally feeling useful again, almost forgiven, and even a little… dare he say perfectly happy. Luckily, not even puppet Angelus is a match for a werewolf looking for a new chew toy.

Willow hovers apologetically during the re-souling ritual… err… patch-up job. “It’s okay Buffy. He’s going to be fine.”

“I don’t know Will. He’s lost a lot of… stuffing.” There’s a quick transfusion, courtesy of Mr Gordo, and then Giles appears with a nail gun.

After several attempts to attach the newly conjured soul, (“Terribly sorry, I don’t know why I keep missing. Perhaps Xander would like another turn?”) it’s finally done. Angel’s soul is permanently back where it belongs.

Of course he leaves for LA the very next day, but that’s another story entirely.
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pocochina
Aug. 3rd, 2011 10:40 pm (UTC)
Anya comes to Sunnydale to grant a wish for Harmony, not Cordelia.
pocochina
Aug. 3rd, 2011 11:24 pm (UTC)
Back to the Future crossover - Spike and Dru steal Doc Brown's DeLorean
pocochina
Aug. 3rd, 2011 11:27 pm (UTC)
Chuck crossover - the Initiative accidentally gives Spike the Intersect
anviloverheaven
Aug. 3rd, 2011 11:34 pm (UTC)
Mr Pointy was whittled from a piece of an old wardrobe, and any vampire dusted by it somehow ends up in Narnia.

I have no idea where that one came from
laeria
Aug. 3rd, 2011 11:35 pm (UTC)
Wherever it came from, it's AWESOME.
laeria
Aug. 3rd, 2011 11:34 pm (UTC)
any characters, Sesame Street AU
anviloverheaven
Aug. 5th, 2011 03:20 am (UTC)
There's something you need to know... about Prairie Dawn
Snippets from BtVS Season Five on Sesame Street.

Fool For Love

“Update, Count. We’re not here to discuss the fine choice of oatmeal. It’s about two Slayers…”
“One Slayer, ah ha ha. Two Slayers, ah ha ha.”
“One in China during the Boxer Rebellion, one in New York. Both got killed by you.”
“One dead Slayer, ah ha ha! Two dead Slayers...”
Snuffy the Vampire Slayer whacks her trunk against the table in frustration. It’s going to be a very long night.


The Weight of The World

“You mean ... Ben's with Glory?”
“'With' in what sense?”
“Ben's working with Glory?”
“No. No. Ben is Glory. Glory's Ben. They're one- ah ha ha, and the same.”
“Excuse me, Count?” A furry red arm shoots up. “Elmo is still a little confused.”
anviloverheaven
Aug. 4th, 2011 01:44 am (UTC)
AtS/Toy Story Cross over.

Puppet Angel meets a character from the Toy Story world... during an apocalypse... started by Woody.
griphynne916
Aug. 5th, 2011 04:40 pm (UTC)
Toys My Parents Gave Me
Buzz feels like this war has been going on as long as he can remember. He wishes his Academy training was real, or that his lasers actually worked. All they can do is keep rebuilding their Tinker Toy bunkers and hope that the supply of thumbtacks (useful as daggers) and marbles (cannonball, anyone?) doesn’t run out. He curses Woody for rescuing that tub of Apocalypse Now Soldiers from next door.
There is one chance, a contact of Big Baby’s. Buzz has heard he can help the helpless. He’s made arrangements to meet The Puppet at Sunnyside, after dark, which is normal, of course, for a toy.
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slackerspice
Aug. 4th, 2011 03:22 am (UTC)
BtVS/BioShock Crossover - Little Sister Slayer
eilowyn
Aug. 4th, 2011 03:27 am (UTC)
Mrs. Weasley's thrice-removed American cousin Willow arrives for Bill and Fleur's wedding.
eilowyn
Aug. 4th, 2011 03:30 am (UTC)
Since Buffy was too late to be enrolled in Sunnydale University, she enrolls in Greendale Community College.
ladypeyton
Aug. 4th, 2011 02:11 pm (UTC)
OMG! There isn't enough awesome in the world!
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