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The BtVS/Ats Crackficathon!

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It seems to me we're due for some silliness in these our beloved BtVS/Ats fandoms. Crackfic to the rescue! Fanlore defines crack as "fiction with a fundamentally ludicrous premise, or otherwise including a plethora of unbelievable, incredible, or just plain silly elements - that is, implying the author/artist must have been on drugs to produce something so insane."

So what cracky thing have you been pining for? Wingfic? Genderswap? Or maybe it's time someone wrote the fic where it really is bunnies! Whatever your crack of choice, here's the chance to read and write glorious crack for the gloriously cracky shows we love.

* Prompt fills can be one sentence, three sentences, a drabble, a ficlet, or any other length you feel moved to write.

* If your fill is too long for one comment, you're welcome to post it to your own journal and just post a link here.

* Crack often tends towards the fluffy, light-hearted side of things, but it totally doesn't have to. You want to angst that bodyswap prompt 'til it can't angst no more? Be our guest! Giggles and grief are both welcome here.

* I've turned comment notifications off on this entry, so if you have questions, feel free to reply to the question thread below.

* ETA: I've been calling this the crackficathon because I personally am ficcishly as opposed to graphically inclined, but some of these prompts are just begging for art. So if you're feeling the urge to fill a prompt with art instead of fic? I'm pretty sure NO ONE WILL MIND.

* Prompt format: [characters] - [type of crack requested] - [OPTIONAL - additional prompt (word, phrase, song lyric, etc)]

* In the title line of your fic reply, indicate [title, characters, type of crack, rating]

The masterlist of completed works is here.

Below the cut is a quick-and-dirty list (partially culled from the list of fic cliches over at the DW fanbingo comm) to help get you thinking in the right direction. Really, though, if you think something is cracky? We probably ain't going to disagree with you. Go wild!

Genderswap Bodyswap / Bodyshare Age Regression Fusion with Another Fandom Cracky Crossovers Crack Pairings
Physical / Animal Transformation Time Loops Time Travel Mpreg Wingfic Mary Sue / Marty Stu
Author Self-Insertion Tentacles Sex Pollen / Aliens Made Us Do It / etc Truth Serum / Spells Androids and Robots Slavefic
Inanimate Object AU Historical AU Sci-fi / Space AU Animal AU Doppelgangers / Clones

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Aug. 3rd, 2011 06:31 pm (UTC)
The Adventures of Mr. Gordo and Feigenbaum

Edited at 2011-08-03 06:31 pm (UTC)
Aug. 6th, 2011 12:57 am (UTC)
Toys have apocalypses too you know..
The last thing he remembers is burning up in the basement of a toy store while the Sunnydale Mall collapsed around him. Now he’s suddenly in LA, and very, very ghost like. To make matters worse, he’s re-materialised right in the middle of tall, dark and plastic hair’s desk. Of all the luck…

“Gordo,” Ken spits out.


The distrust and loathing’s mutual, and sets the course of their relationship over the next few months. The only one on Ken’s team that has any sort of sympathy at all is Feigenbaum, who is kind and sweet, not meant for these dark halls, and prone to humping anything not bolted down (it’s a rabbit thing).

When Mr Gordo finally becomes corporeal again, the first thing he does is shag Feigenbaum. It’s quick, meaningless, and leaves him feeling oddly unfulfilled. Even now it seems, it’s still all about her. At least they’re spared the awkward discussion afterwards. Feigenbaum just hops off table when it’s done and starts dry humping the swivel chair.

He hates Ken and he hates LA, but when Feigenbaum humps a sarcophagus and an ancient Smurf-God-King takes residence in the shell, everything changes. Mr Gordo realises he has a place here.

Before he knows it, he’s rescuing a sweet little Baby Bjorn from the Mattel Brethren, and standing in a rain soaked alley waiting for the end of the world. Minutes from certain death, there’s a resounding clap of thunder and a portal appears. Miss Edith jumps out, followed by hundreds of her newly empowered porcelain army.

She stops dead when she sees him. “Gordo? You’re… alive.”

“What? Raggedy Andy didn’t tell you?”

But there’s no time for more because the battle’s ferocious. When it’s over, and they’ve immerged miraculously victorious, she seeks him out.

“Gordo?” Miss Edith gestures to the portal opening behind her. “We could use you on our team if you want to come back with us.”

He sees the yearning in her eyes, feels an overwhelming pull towards her, but then he notices the shattered remains of their army. Ken’s sitting on the ground, still in shock by the fact he’s got real boy hair now, and the thing that was Feigenbaum is staring blankly at the carnage, completely lost.

“I need to stay here,” he whispers softly. “There are things I need to take care of.”

Miss Edith nods, just a little sadly, “Goodbye Gordon,” and the portal blinks closed. Mr Gordo stares wistfully at the spot where it stood, and turns to face his future

“Your heart aches for the porcelain one yet you remain here. I do not understand.”

“It’s a little bit more complicated than that.”

“I think I wish to do more humping.”

And there it is; that tiny little sign that somewhere inside of the shell, a trace of Feigenbaum still remains. The reason he needs to stay here.

“C’mon Blue,” he says as he slings an arm around her. “Let’s go get Ken settled and find something for you to hump.”
Aug. 7th, 2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
Re: Toys have apocalypses too you know..
Mr. Gordo/Miss Edith 4evah! Ken! Raggedy Andy! The Porcelain Army! The stupid hair! This is delicious and probably fattening! *licks you with felt tongue*
Aug. 8th, 2011 02:50 am (UTC)
Re: Toys have apocalypses too you know..
Totally fat free. Promise :)

Aug. 8th, 2011 09:09 am (UTC)
Re: Toys have apocalypses too you know..
I'm falling dead!
Great mannerism of Miss Edith calling him Gordon...
: )
Jul. 9th, 2014 10:47 pm (UTC)
Re: Toys have apocalypses too you know..
Ok, I'm few years late here, but I just can't leave without saying how much I enjoyed your story. It's absolutely cracktastic!
Oct. 28th, 2015 04:54 pm (UTC)
Re: Toys have apocalypses too you know..
Hah, so many untold stories!

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