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The BtVS/Ats Crackficathon!

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It seems to me we're due for some silliness in these our beloved BtVS/Ats fandoms. Crackfic to the rescue! Fanlore defines crack as "fiction with a fundamentally ludicrous premise, or otherwise including a plethora of unbelievable, incredible, or just plain silly elements - that is, implying the author/artist must have been on drugs to produce something so insane."

So what cracky thing have you been pining for? Wingfic? Genderswap? Or maybe it's time someone wrote the fic where it really is bunnies! Whatever your crack of choice, here's the chance to read and write glorious crack for the gloriously cracky shows we love.


THINGS TO KNOW:
* Prompt fills can be one sentence, three sentences, a drabble, a ficlet, or any other length you feel moved to write.

* If your fill is too long for one comment, you're welcome to post it to your own journal and just post a link here.

* Crack often tends towards the fluffy, light-hearted side of things, but it totally doesn't have to. You want to angst that bodyswap prompt 'til it can't angst no more? Be our guest! Giggles and grief are both welcome here.

* I've turned comment notifications off on this entry, so if you have questions, feel free to reply to the question thread below.

* ETA: I've been calling this the crackficathon because I personally am ficcishly as opposed to graphically inclined, but some of these prompts are just begging for art. So if you're feeling the urge to fill a prompt with art instead of fic? I'm pretty sure NO ONE WILL MIND.


PROMPTING:
* Prompt format: [characters] - [type of crack requested] - [OPTIONAL - additional prompt (word, phrase, song lyric, etc)]

* In the title line of your fic reply, indicate [title, characters, type of crack, rating]


MASTERLIST
The masterlist of completed works is here.


SO WHAT COUNTS AS 'CRACK' ANYWAY?
Below the cut is a quick-and-dirty list (partially culled from the list of fic cliches over at the DW fanbingo comm) to help get you thinking in the right direction. Really, though, if you think something is cracky? We probably ain't going to disagree with you. Go wild!

A LIST TO GET YOU STARTED
Genderswap Bodyswap / Bodyshare Age Regression Fusion with Another Fandom Cracky Crossovers Crack Pairings
Physical / Animal Transformation Time Loops Time Travel Mpreg Wingfic Mary Sue / Marty Stu
Author Self-Insertion Tentacles Sex Pollen / Aliens Made Us Do It / etc Truth Serum / Spells Androids and Robots Slavefic
Inanimate Object AU Historical AU Sci-fi / Space AU Animal AU Doppelgangers / Clones



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Comments

smells_corrupt
Aug. 4th, 2011 02:54 am (UTC)
Like Chihuahuas 1/1
“You know what the worst part is? Veronica is always going off without telling anybody where she’s going, or how long she’ll be gone, and the only thing she has for protection is a taser! It’s like she thinks the world’s going to end if she stops long enough to take simple precautions!”

“Buffy’s the same way. Except, sometimes if she stops for precautions, the whole world actually could end…”

“Is it the height? Do they think they have to prove they’re just as tough as the big guys?”

“What, like Chihuahuas?”

“Yes. Exactly like that! Our girlfriends are Chihuahuas.”

“Least yours knows how to use a gun.”

“Least yours has superpowers.”

“Least yours doesn’t fight nasty hulking demons.”

“Clearly you’ve never been to Neptune. ‘Demonic in origin’ would actually make sense.”

“Neptune? Tiny little town, money, murders, always in the news? That’s where you’re from?”

“The very same. Veronica too.”

“Huh. That explains a lot. Ever think maybe there’s a hellmouth there?”

“Excuse me? A what-mouth?”

“Hellmouth. Kind of an, uh, epicenter for evil.”

“Jesus. Hell has a mouth now?”

“More than one.”

“I think I need a drink. Want one?”

“Just a small one. I’m hoping Buffy will let me in on the fight, but if she catches a whiff of alcohol and it’ll be ‘if you fight dunk we’ll end up with an angry handless demon instead of a dead headless one.’”

“That kind of thing happen often?”

“Just the once. And I think she was actually more upset about getting demon blood in hair. It was blue for a week. How close were they to ready when you left?”

“Not sure. Buffy was asking if she could borrow Veronica’s taser when this whole thing’s over. Something about cattle prods and revenge?”

“Fuck.”
jagfanlj
Aug. 4th, 2011 07:08 am (UTC)
Re: Like Chihuahuas 1/1
heee-hee-hee
snickfic
Aug. 4th, 2011 07:27 am (UTC)
Re: Like Chihuahuas 1/1
Ha! This is excellent. I don't know which pair would be more hazardous to have around, the tiny blondes or the psychotic jackasses that love them.
anviloverheaven
Aug. 4th, 2011 10:24 am (UTC)
Re: Like Chihuahuas 1/1
Chihuahuas!! *snort*
penny_lane_42
Aug. 4th, 2011 02:42 pm (UTC)
Re: Like Chihuahuas 1/1
OMG THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. LIKE CHIHUAHUAS! AND LOGAN AND SPIKE ARE DRUNK AND THERE ARE TASERS AND CATTLE PRODS AND REVENGE. I MIGHT DIE OF LOOOOOOOOOVE.

And obviously Neptune is a Hellmouth! I have been saying this for years!
rebcake
Aug. 4th, 2011 10:11 pm (UTC)
Re: Like Chihuahuas 1/1
Oooh, I'm so happy these guys got a chance to commiserate. Possibly my favorite line is:

Just a small one.

*snerk*
zanthinegirl
Aug. 7th, 2011 08:34 pm (UTC)
Re: Like Chihuahuas 1/1
This is the crossover I've been wanting since VM went all weird in season 3!

Sadly I don't seem to have any VM icons left. Once upon a time I had a logan one that would have been perfect...
beer_good_foamy
Aug. 7th, 2011 10:24 pm (UTC)
Re: Like Chihuahuas 1/1
“Not sure. Buffy was asking if she could borrow Veronica’s taser when this whole thing’s over. Something about cattle prods and revenge?”

“Fuck.”


Bwaaaaaah! XD

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